Welcome to the big fight ladies and gentlemen. This is the fight we've all been waiting for. Some of the best heavyweight wrestlers around the world have competed for the opportunity to fight in tonight's championship, but none can compare to the two contestants before you. In this corner of the ring we have, weighing in at a steady 140 pounds, champion of the cerebral division, Reason! And in this corner, weighing in at a simple 100 pounds, champion of the coronary division, is Emotion!

Both of these fighters have trained mercilessly over the past 20 years, but tonight is the ultimate battle that puts all others to shame. And you are lucky enough to witness this amazing event!

Reason has a slight advantage here since reason has seen all of the past footage where Emotion has been screwed over. Now Reason knows Emotions only weakness; Disloyalty.

Emotion, however, may have the upper hand, because although Reason has all of Emotions past in a box, Emotion is quick on his feet and reacts, although sometimes very radically, to the current situation; Desire. This is something Reason is familiar with, but simply cannot control.

Will the two work together to accomplish this task? I think not. One of these wrestlers will go home empty handed at the end of this eternal damnation of a match which promises to be a gory, inhuman, invisible, and ruthless dual.

Stay Tuned.